The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me

      
 
 << Chorus 1 >>
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 F                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 G                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 F                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C              G              C                     
 Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!
 
 C                            F                         
 I'm starting to see double and I just fell off my stool
 C                                 G                      
 I'm slurring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool
 C                                  F               
 I threw up on my girlfriend and we got into a fight
 C      G          C                   
 Man oh man what a farging great night!
 C                                      F                    
 Well I wake up the next morning and my brain is full of pain
 C                         G                
 And I swear to God I will never drink again
 C                                       F            
 But six 'o' clock rolls around, there's nothing on TV
 C                   G            C                       
 So I call up all my buddies, and they come drink with me!
 
 << Chorus 2 >>
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 F                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 G                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                          
 Have a drink to your health
 F                           
 Then go throw up on yourself
 C              G              C                     
 Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!
 
 C                          F                  
 After six or seven pints I figured I was hosed
 C                       G                     
 So I had another five until the bar was closed
 C                                F                    
 Staggered back to my place and I cracked another crate
 C                 G            C                 
 When I woke up at sunset I was wearing what I ate
 C                                 F                
 I threw up in the bathroom, it's amazing what I saw
 C                                   G                          
 Peas and corn and bicycle parts and beef that still looked raw!
 C                               F                
 I stumbled to the kitchen and I had myself a beer
 C         G             C                       
 Alchohol, alchohol, you are a friend so dear! so
 
 << Chorus 3 >>
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 F                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 G                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                                  
 Drink for England, drink for France
 F                              
 Drink until you pee your pants!
 C              G              C                     
 Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!
 
 C                          F                  
 Woke up at six PM I needed liquor and a friend
 C                                   G                  
 So I grabbed a couple bottles and a pig out of it's pen
         C                         F                    
 Drank a bottle of tequila playing stupid drinking games
 C                 G                 C                     
 Then wandered out into the snow and tried to pee our names
 C                            F                
 We staggered to a bar and we ordered up a pint
 C                                        G                 
 The waiter said he couldn't, he said "we don't serve swine"
 C                                         F                        
 The pig he punched the waiter grabbed the drinks then oinked to him
 C                  G          C               
 That's the way you talk to my new best friend!
 
 << Chorus 4 >>
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 F                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 G                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                                      
 Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
 F                                
 Me and the pig will drink 'em all
 C              G              C                     
 Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!
 
 << Chorus 5 >>
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 F                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 G                           
 Drink with me, Drink with me
 C (strum only once and let ring)
 Don't pull all your bucks on ale
 F (strum only once and let ring)
 'cause we got compact discs for sale
 C              G              C                     
 Drink with me, Drink with me, Drink with me, Aaargh!