ARTIST: TESLA
SONG: SIGNS
[Intro]
D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D Dsus4 D G/B
[Verse 1]
C G/B D/A G
And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply
D A G A
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
Bm G
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
D A G A
So I took off my hat and said imagine that, huh, me working for you
[Chorus]
D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D C G
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
D A
Do this, don't do that,
C D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D Dsus4 D G/B
Can't you read the sign?
[Verse 2]
C G/B D/A G
And the sign says anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight
D A G A
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey, what gives you the right
Bm G
To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep mother nature in
D A G A
If God was here he'd tell it to your face, man you're some kind of sinner
[Chorus]
D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D C G
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
D A
Do this, don't do that,
C
Can't you read the sign?
[Bridge]
D C G G#
A
Oh say now mister, can't you read
G D
you gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
D A
you can't watch, no you can't eat
G D D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D Dsus4 D
you ain't supposed to be here...
N.C.
And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside.. Uh!
[Instrumental]
D C G D G
D A C
D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D Dsus4 D G/B
[Verse 3]
C G/B D/A G
And the sign says Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
D A G A
And they passed around a plate at the end of it all, and I didn't have a penny to pay
Bm G
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
D A G A
I said Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine
[Chorus]
D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D C G
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
D A
Do this, don't do that
C
Can't you read the sign?
D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
D C G
Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
D A
Do this, don't do that
C D
Can't you read the sign?
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/tesla/signs_chords_133646