Am G
How could I leave KG all alone?
Am
(He's never coming home)
C Am C G
As I rocket into space to my new home
Am
(He's up there with the stars)
F G
He will survive is what I tell myself
Am
(He doesn't wanna be here)
F G C
I'm probably gonna jam with Yo-Yo Ma
G
Fuckin' Yo-Yo Ma
F
(I'm stuck here)
G
And then I'm gonna eat some ice cream
Am
(He's never coming home)
G
Then I'm gonna have some sex
F
(Eating cat food alone)
I think of KG on the Earth all alone
G E
My orgasm will be tainted
Am
(Having sex with myself)
G C
Explosion of my load
G
As I jam with Yo-Yo Ma
(Fuck Yo-Yo Ma)
F C Cm
It feels so good, my pecker wood
(His pecker wood)
Dm E Am
But a tiny part of me is left behind
(Is up there with the stars)
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/tenacious_d/fuck_yo-yo_ma_chords_2529795