Tenacious D - 39

      Artist: Tenacious D
Song: 39
Tabbed by: tariso
Email: toenang@gmail.com

[Intro]
G(x2)    C(x2)    G(x2)    D(x2)

[Verse]
G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young, but a lot of fun
G                          D
She's my 39th lady, in the sun
G
49 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun, it's a lot of fun
D                  C                    G
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on
Am                       D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G                            Em
I think about her every damn night
Am            C                         G
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me
G
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
C                                 D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C                   G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore
   Em
Oh!
                C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em                    C
She's sweet and she's getting old
          D
And she's mine, to have and to hold
G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D                        C                     G
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
G
I stick the finger in it!
Am                  D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em                C           G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
             D                       G
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue
G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39, but she's number one
D                       C
Get the apartment just right 
G
she's comin' over tonight
Em                C
I like it cause I don't feel scared

Em       A7
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
                C
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
                           G
She's knockin' on my door!
G
I open the door
C
There she is, not too bad, good enough
D                C                   G
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Am                         D                   G
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Am                      D                    Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
C            D              G
Mature woman, she's my lady
G              C
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
C                                   D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C                                                G
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
G
Special lady
G                  C     
We can see a fuckin' movie
         D         C                G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G                 C
Comfortable shoes, never loose
D              C                      G
We can fuckin' talk about some things
Am               D             G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am          D   
She don't need no 
              G
Diamond rings