Teenage Bottlerocket - The Jerk

      
 
 <i></i>Teenage Bottlerocket
 They Came From Shadows
 2009 Fat Wreck Chords
 
 Key: B
 
 Tuning: Standard EADGBe
 
 Chords used:
 B - x24442
 F# - 244322 
    
 G#m - 466444 
 E -  022100
 C#m - x46654
 
 Intro: B-C#m-G#m-E- x2
 
 Verse 1:
         B        
 He'll ignore most
 of your questions
    G#m              E   
 He won't pretend to care
          B                   
 He won't hesitate to tell you
         G#m               E   
 That he hates your stupid hair
       B                  
 Don't ask him if he likes
                  G#m 
 it He'll set you up
              E   
 to knock you down
 B                 
 Truth be told he'd
 like to smash your
 G#m            E     
 Heart into the ground
 
 Chorus 1:
               B       
 He's just the jerk and
               F#     
 he's going to ask you
              G#m 
 Where you're from
               E    
 and why'd you leave
               B   
 He's just the jerk
                    F#     
 And he'll make you want to
            G#m            E   
 Squirt his eyes with Listerine
               B       
 He's just the jerk and
               F#      
 he's going to tell you
              G#m  
 Where you're never
          E 
 going to be
               B   
 He's just the Jerk
                    F#     
 And he'll make you want to
          G#m          E   
 Soak his pride in gasoline
             B        C#m G#m E 
 And throw a cigarette
          B          
 Is that exactly what
     C#m            G#m E 
 you really want to do?
 
 Verse 2:
      B      
 Deep down he
 really hates himself
       G#m            
 So he takes it out on
 E      B             
 you He blocks off all
 
 his pain inside
        G#m        E   
 With a lot of attitude
              B      
 He's f**king sick of
 staying up at night
  G#m             E     
 Alone and all depressed
    B                
 He keeps his bedroom
 nice and clean
         G#m    
 But his head is
         E   
 still a mess
 
 Chorus 2:
               B       
 He's just the jerk and
               F#     
 he's going to ask you
              G#m 
 Where you're from
               E    
 and why'd you leave
               B   
 He's just the jerk
                    F#     
 And he'll make you want to
            G#m            E   
 Squirt his eyes with Listerine
               B       
 He's just the jerk and
               F#      
 he's going to tell you
              G#m  
 Where you're never
          E 
 going to be
               B   
 He's just the Jerk
                    F#     
 And he'll make you want to
          G#m          E   
 Soak his pride in gasoline
             B        C#m E F# 
 And throw a cigarette
          B          
 Is that exactly what
     C#m            E  F# 
 you really want to do?
          B          
 Is that exactly what
     C#m            E  F# 
 you really want to do?
          B          
 Is that exactly what
     C#m            E  F# 
 you really want to do?
          B          
 Is that exactly what
     C#m            E  F# 
 you really want to do?
 B(hold) B(hold)
 He's just the Jerk