Teenage Bottlerocket - Call In Sick

      
 
 Song: this one
 Album: They Came From the Shadows
 
 Hello, kiddies. Easy peasy lemon-squeezey song by TBR. Really simple.
 guaranteed! If not, I'll personally go to your house and show you how to
 play it. (and also, if you are a woman, I'll give ya a lap dance)
 
 ---intro
 F# D A E F# D A E 
         

 e|------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--|
 D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--|
 A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--|
 E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
 

 
 ---verse
 F# D A D B 
      

 e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7---------|
 D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-| x4
 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-5---9-9-9-|
 E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------5-5-5-----7-7-7-|
 

 
 I didn't feel like going to work today
 I called in sick but I feel OK
 I'm getting used to the same old thing
 Ever since my TV brainwashed me
 Tuned me into a stupid jerk
 Go to work
 
 ---interlude
 F# D A E F# D A E 
         

 e|------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--|
 D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--|
 A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--|
 E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
 

 
 let's go!
 
 ---verse
 F# D A D B 
      

 e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7---------|
 D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-| x4
 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-5---9-9-9-|
 E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------5-5-5-----7-7-7-|
 

 ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/teenage_bottlerocket/call_in_sick_tab.html )
 I didn't feel like waking up today
 I force myself to get up and go
 I know my girlfriend's messing around
 And I really don't care who she's going down on
 As long as I don't have to call her up
 
 ---chorus *= play 8x += play 16x
 
 D A E F# D A E 
        

 e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|--*----------------*-----------------*-----------------+-------|
 G|-7--------*-------9---------*-------7---------*-------9--------|
 D|-7-------7--------9--------4--------7--------7--------9--------|
 A|-5-------7--------7--------4--------5--------7--------7--------|
 E|---------5-----------------2-----------------5-----------------|
 

 
 Tried to listen to the radio
 But I just can't seem to understand it
 Man I figured out that one long ago
 I'm getting used to the same old thing
 But it doesn't mean that I have to stand it
 Is there anywhere else that I can go?
 Where I want to go
 
 play interlude
 
 ---verse 3
 
 F# 
  

 e|---------|
 B|---------| [played same times as gtr]
 G|---------| B-> G|---------------------------------------------------|
 D|-4-4-4-4-| A-> D|---------------------------------------------------| x2
 A|-4-4-4-4-| S-> E|-----------5-5---------7-7---------5-5---------7-7-|
 E|-2-2-2-2-| S-> A|-[2-2-2-2]-----5-5-5-5-----2-2-2-2-----5-5-5-5-----|
 

 
 I never thought I would bitch about everything
 I never thought I would feel this low
 
 F# D A E F# D A E 
         

 e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7---(---------9-9)--|
 D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---(7-7-7-7--9-9)--| x2
 A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---(7-7-7-7--7-7)--|
 E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------(5-5-5-5-----)--|
 

 ^
 Figure it out because I know you really don't care (played only
 Figure it out while I sit here with a blank stare first time)
 
 then play chorus
 
 ---outro
 F# D A E F# D A E 
         

 e|------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--|
 D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--|
 A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--|
 E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
 

 
 And that's the song. short, sweet, and not hard like my pee-pee.