Tastyboots - Painfully Heterosexual

      PAINFULLY HETEROSEXUAL (2011) - TASTYBOOTS
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[INTRO]
N.C.
"Hello, my name is Andrea, my room is a mess,
I am not wearing any pants and this is a song
about Dean Winchester."

A  E  G  D

[VERSE I]
    A     E
You kinky son of a bitch
        G             D
I don't swing that way
       A       E
I have trouble dealing with my feelings
       G                         D
I work out all the time, I don't need no AA meetings
   A       E                           G         D
So maybe I cry a little more than the average guy
              A           D     G     A
But can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  G  D


[VERSE II]
  A              E                  G          D
I drive the most badass car you have ever seen
  A        E
I only eat things that are manly
     G
Like triple bacon cheeseburgers
   D
Or triple shots of brandy
   A       E                           G     D
So maybe I get mistaken for gay kind of often
              A           D     G     A
But can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  G  D


[VERSE III]
     A       E                      G          D
I can fix my car or my guns with my eyes closed
  A       E
I know my way around women
  G                             D
I go to local dives and all the pretty girls are smitten
   A             E                 G             D
So maybe I think Dr. Sexy's kind of ... well ... sexy
              A           D     G     A
But can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  D  G


[VERSE IV]
  A               E            G         D
Remember that one time I had a three way?
          A            E
There are two things I know for certain
         G                         D
Bert and Ernie are gay and I'm not letting you die a virgin
  A           E             G        D
So maybe that wasn't my very best seek
          A               D     G     A
But can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  G  D          A
          I'm heterosexual


[OUTRO]
A  E  G  D                        A
          Come on guys, I'm heterosexual
A  E  G  D                        A
          Shut up, Sam, I'm heterosexual
A  E  G  D  G     A
            Heterosexual
A  E  G  D

    A     E                      G          D
You kinky son of a bitch I don't swing that way
N.C.                     A
 Except maybe on a Friday

"Thanks for listening!"