[Intro] G D G D G D G D G [Verse] G D G D late night my shoes are worn, in a diner its 2 in the morn G D G D G and i wonder what will i do tonight G D G D cup of coffee and a cigarette more, clock above me reads 2:04 G D G D G and the nightowls all got a story to tell Am C G D the girl with the short hairs parents wont speak to her no more Am C G D they call her an unholy dyke and they call her a whore (oh well) [Verse 2] G D G D order a bagel, butter and all, think to myself as i stare at the wall G D G D killin time, counting the change in my hand.. G D G D dark man, sits on my right, shades keeping his eyes out of light G D G D drinks his coffee just as black as his skin.. Am C G D the man with the pack and the black hat sits in the back Am C G D his white eyes glow (like a fire burns bright in the act) [Verse 3] G D "WHOOOW" and the fat man comes in with little hair G D G D his wife is unfaithful but he doesn't care as long as he can hold her tight at night G D G D "YEAH" and the waitress julie is a poet now, she writes her stories on a paper towel G D G D to publish them someday she says she might. Am C G D and the man in the back tips his hat as he stands and he grins Am C G D the first word he says all night is 'let the show begin' [Verse 4] G D Julie wants to have some fun so she takes a butter knife and cuts G D her fingers off one by one to find a problem when she tries to start on the next hand G D G yea, and the fat man strips down the whore she cries to herself and D G D G D defecates on the floor, i don't think i want the second half of my bagel no more.. G D the fat man started to say how he wants to kill his wife, G D as the dyke cuts off his tongue with a jagged knife. [Bridge] Em and the two are making passionate love G G B7 and the dark blind man thinks hes seen enough, Em so he takes julies pen from her right hand G G B7 and he stabs his eyes as according to plan, Em cause the man in the back simply laughs and he smiles G G B7 and the blood spills out on linoleum tile Em and the fat man starts to eat the flesh of the whore G G B7 yea the moods a little different than a minute before [Outro] G D I reach down for the last cigarette in the pack, G D G walk over and sit with the man in the back i ask him why, D G* he tips his hat and he smiles.
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