Verse:AGod made the world in seven daysDWell, that?s one week to be specificBNow, that?s what I call scientificE ASay Hallelujah, sing His praiseFour thousand forty-two B.C.On Monday, August twenty-sevenHe made the earth and sky and HeavenThen he punched out at five-oh-threeThen he made Adam, and then EveA garden for them to inhabitThe apple right where Eve could grab itAnd I've got proof, 'cause I believeChorus:DCreation Science 101AIn the beginning it begunF# B7 G E/GAnd you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shunA G E A G E AEvolutionThen Cain and Abel he begatAnd they begat all of the rest to usWhich means they must have been incestuousI'm going to have to pray about thatThere might be sinners in this classWho might believe in Charles DarwinI guess that's just their loss and our winBecause I'm gonna flunk their assIf you make Genesis your textYou?ll laugh at Darwin and what he seesTo be the origin of speciesBecause he's just plain oversexedCreation Science 101You ain't no monkey's great grandsonYou?ve got a research paper due'bout the fifty reason to shunEvolutionDon't let em' hand you that old jiveAbout survival of the fittestThat notion don't pass the bull**** test'Cause look at me, I'm still aliveGod made the world just like it isHe made the fossils just to tease usOld bones to test our faith in JesusYeah, this'll all be on the quizCreation Science 101Now Armagedd-your homework-doneBecause when this semester's through,It's straight A's for students who shun EvolutionThe kids get such an educationWhen they shunThe heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years bymeans of spontaneous genetic mutation
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