Reckless Kelly - Wiggles And Ritalin

      Reckless Kelly - Wiggles & Ritalin 
  

    
C                                              F
Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
     C                                           G
Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been
             C                                                   F
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
   C                         G                C                
So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin

C                                               F
Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
       C                                                G
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
          C                                             F
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
      C                      G                     C 
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars


Chorus:
G
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
   F                        C
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
  Em  
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
    F                          G
But its all that I know and I gotta get high

C                                                      F
So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
         C                                                      G 
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
            C                                                     F
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane
      C                                                    C 
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

Chorus
G
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
   F                        C
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
  Em  
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
    F                          G
But its all that I know and I gotta get high

C                                                        F
So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
         C                                               G
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
          C                                                   F
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
      C                                                      G
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

                                                          
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos