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Ray Stevens - The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

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      [Intro]
F C F C


[Verse 1]
C                              A7
Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
      D
Every summer

Down to Mississippi
   F                       G          C      G
To visit my granny in her ante bellum world
    C            A
I'd run barefooted all day long
   D
Climbing trees free as a song
    F              G              C
One day I happened catch myself a squirrel
  F
I stuffed him down in an old shoebox
C
Punched a couple holes in the top
         D                                 G  Gm  G
and when Sunday came I snuck him into church

      C                  A7
I was sittin way back in the very last pew
D
Showin him to my good buddy Hugh
          F
When that squirrel got loose
         G            C
And went totally berserk!

Am
Well what happened next is hard to tell

Some thought it was Heaven others thought it was Hell

But the fact that something was among us

Was plain to see

Am
As the choir sang "I Surrender All"

The squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
     D7
Harv leaped to his feet and said
                          G
"Somethin's got a hold on me! YEOW!"


[Chorus]
            C
The day the squirrel went berserk
       D7
In the First Self-Righteous Church
        F             G          C       G
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
         C
It was a fight for survival
     D
That broke out in revival
          F               G              C
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!


[Verse 2]
      C                   A
Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
                    D
Some thought he had religion
                        F
Others thought he had a demon
                          G                       C                  G
And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
   C                    A
He fell to his knees to plead and beg
        D
And the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
       F           G                 C
Unobserved, to the other side of the room

F
All the way down to the amen pew
      C
Where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you
           D                     D7          G
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee
C                   A
should've seen that look in her eyes
          D
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
    F                            G                C
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"
   Am
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress

She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame

She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
             D
Was when she talked about her love life
            G
And then she started naming names!


[Chorus]
            C
The day the squirrel went berserk
       D
In the First Self-Righteous Church
        F             G             C   G
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
         C
It was a fight for survival
     D
That broke out in revival
          F               G              C
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!


[Verse 3]
                                A          D
Well seven deacons and then the pastor got saved

And 25,000 dollars got raised
F                      G               C                 G
And 50 volunteered for missions in the Congo on the spot
    C
And even without an invitation
A                   D
There were at least 500 rededications
       F                G             C
And we all got re-baptized whether we needed it or not

           F
Now you've heard the Bible stories I guess
          C
Of how He parted the waters for Moses to pass
        D7                                   G
All the miracles God has brought to this ol' world
            C                        A7
But the one I'll remember to my dyin day
       D7                         D
Is how he put that church back on the narrow way
       F           G           C
With a half-crazed Mississippi squirrel


[Chorus]
            C
The day the squirrel went berserk
       D7
In the First Self-Righteous Church
        F             G             C   G
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
         C
It was a fight for survival
     D7
That broke out in revival
          F               G              C
They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah! (2x)
    

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