Ray Stevens - Harry The Hairy Ape

      
 
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 Well a strange thing happened the other night
 You won't believe it but I swear it's true
 Harry the Hairy Ape made his escape from the city zoo
 And under cover of darkness he made his way
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 To the middle of the municipal park
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 And hid in the bushes and waited for somebody
 To come walkin alone by hisself in the dark
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 Then along come somebody not suspectin' nothin
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 Harry jump outta the bushes all of a sudden
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 Beat on his chest, jumped up and down, and he say
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 Wooohooohooohhaaaheehooowooo (twice)
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 Which is Harry Ape talk for "boo I betcha I scared you haha"
 
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 Waaa scared that poor cat so bad his eyes bugged out
 His hair turned white and he run off through the municipal park
 Screamin' and hollerin' 'n tearin' up the lawn
 Tearin' up the shrubbery, knocked down the "keep off the grass" sign
 Run through the hurricane fence, fell in the municipal swimming pool
 And drowned hisself, woo-hoo
 
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 Well Harry thought this was the funniest thing
 That he had ever seen
 And he laughed, haha, jumped back in the bushes
 And got ready to do it again
 The next guy that come along
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 Was the near sighted local DJ
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 Just boppin' down the sidewalk on his way to work
 With a box of records under his arm that he was gonna play
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 So here he come, not suspectin' nothin'
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 Harry jump outta the bushes all of a sudden
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 Beat on his chest, jumped up and down, and he say
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 (that ape talk again)
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 Which is Harry Ape talk for "smile you on candid camera"
 
 
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 Man that DJ was so nearsighted he thought Harry was a rock n roll singer
 So he give him the ol' glad hand, smiled, slapped him on the back
 Say "don't worry baby I'm gonna play the record
 'Cause you're too cool, too cool, too cool"
 Then he said bye, bopped on down off the sidewalk
 Every four or five steps he stop turn around do a boo-ga-loo shing-a-ling
 Well this really shook Harry up, I mean it blew his whole bit ruined his whole day
 So he run back to his cage fast as he could go, jumped up on his little swing
 Put both hands over his eyes and didn't look for three hours forty-five minutes
 But that's not the end of the story, here's what happened
 
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 Well the DJ he played Harry's record (what record?) Shut up!
 It was a hit and he became a star
 Got him some tight britches got him a manager
 Went on a promotion tour, combed his hair back
 And took up playin' the guitar
 And every Sunday afternoon you can go
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 And see Harry at the zoo
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 And the girls'll swing and he'll sit on his swing
 And pick and sing his hit record for you
 
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 (Ape noises)
 (Shoobie-doo-wop, shoobie-doo-wop...)