The song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB2ns7sT8ww&t=91s No capo needed, standard tuning All chords used: C F D G Cm G# Fm C# A# D: = Dodger M: = Mark C F Chapter 54, page one hundred and five D G Create a hellhound antidote and keep your victim alive C F It says to cover one eyeball and... the other one too G D: What for? C That's what the book says to do C F We'll need a pile of raisins and a magical word D G I like to use the term "Linguine" 'cause it's pretty absurd C F And once we've found ourselves some raisins, pour them into a shoe G C Then flick your ear - that's what the book says to do! F C We have to iron a cactus, stick a bee up your nose G C And then we'll eat a plate of flapjacks, draw some faces on toes F D We'll all hold hands until they're sweaty, we'll pretend we can fly G And if we don't - we'll die! (I made that part up.) (Here, hold this! M: It looks diseased) C F Now you take a creepy baby doll and shake it all around D G Then you shriek like a weasel while you flail on the ground C F And once we've done that for two hours, throw that baby down the stairs G C Then we'll hit each other with metal chairs C F D: I'm having second guesses about this spell-casting stuff D M: Okay, I found a couple tutus... G That's not nearly enough! C F Next we'll scatter someone's ashes as we throw a parade G C And then we'll sit and have a séance while we're playing Old Maid C Wear a big hat F Drink from this jar D G M/D: None of this song makes sense so far (I hope I have some chickens left!) Cm M: I don't know what he's up to, but it's certainly weird G# G D: He keeps asking for toenails M: And a leprechaun beard! Cm D: I don't think we should trust him, he's completely insane G# G M: And all the nonsense we're doing seems expressly inane Fm D: We should totally kill him! M: Yeah, it seems like you're right C# D: I mean, he looks pretty puny... C M: Won't be much of a fight F# D: We can sneak up behind him! M: Drive a stake through his heart! C D: Do your worst! C M: Ladies first! C# C M/D: If you won't impale him, then Enis will start a new verse! [Kazoo solo] F A# G C F A# C F A# F We've gotta whittle a pickle, eat some parmesan cheese C and then we'll all watch a movie F "OH NO NOT THE BEES" A# And next we take out the garbage F Summon hellbeasts from space G And then, when the portal closes pull his sleeve up to expose his C wounded arm and kiss your friend's dead face! F Let's expel our space-bound hellbeasts A# And we'll take out the trash G We'll watch a flick and eat some cheese C And cut a pickle and dash F Inside to play kazoo and wear a hat A# Use metal chairs like baseball bats G A# F D And flail and fly and paint all your toes G A# F D We'll eat some flapjacks and stick bees in your no- uh, never mind G We'll grab a shoe to fill with snacks C and flick your ear with sneak attacks and scream "Linguine!" to the max F so here it goes!
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/random_encounters/resident_enis_halloween_song_chords_1961333