Ramshackle Glory - War On Christmas

      [Intro]
E B D A (x2)

[Verse]
E             B
Take down the lights 
  D            A
I don't do Christmas 
   E        B
Religion's fine 
  D           A
I just hate Christmas 
     E           B
I'll hang out at noon 
    D      A
But not before then 
   E           B
I think you're fine 
        D         A
I just don't wake up then 

[Chorus 1]
C#m              B
This place feels like a furnace 
           A
Someone's trying to burn us
    E             B         C#m
I'm glad you're happy this way
                 B
But if I have to watch you smile 
     A
I'll pull our file 
    E          B       A
and finish us off today 
         B
It’s okay 

[Instrumental]
E B D A (x2)

[Verse]
E            B
Theories are great 
       D            A
But I hate when you say them 
       E        B
I understand my heat bills 
     D        A
I still don't pay them 
  E        B
I know my rights 
    D              A
But thanks for explaining 
    E            B
The day they're enough 
            D             A
Will be the day it starts raining 

[Chorus 2]
C#m                      B
   You forget we live in quicksand 
        A
This isn't sick, man 
         E     B         C#m
We won't be around if we win 
                 B
But if I have to watch you smile 
     A
I'll pull our file 
E        B           A   B
And turn both of us in

[Outro]
E B D A (x2)
E