Rachel Bloom - You Stupid Bitch

      [Verse 1]
Eb             Gm      Ab          Gm
Well, Rebecca, you've done it now

(spoken)
Yeah, you guys know this one

Fm              Bb             Eb       Dm
Karma's come to tap you on the shoulder
         Cm
All that lying that's been festering
Gm
Plus breaking and entering
   Ab                             Bb
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder

[Chorus 1]
           Eb
You ruined everything
    Dm     Cm
You stupid bitch
    Bb     Fm
You ruined everything
    Bb
You stupid, stupid bitch
              Eb                     G
You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things
Ab                     B
And wants the world to burn
Bb
Bitch
                Bb
You're a stupid bitch
              Eb
And lose some weight

[Verse 2]
Eb       Gm       Ab       Gm
I was so close to Paradise
            Fm             Bb          Eb     Dm
But now the only thing I'm close to is defeat
      Cm
These shards are metaphor for my soul
      Gm
Won't stop the self-pity 'cause I'm on a roll
     Ab
Yes, Josh completes me but how can that be
             Bb                      C
When there's no me left to complete?

[Chorus 2]
           F          Em
You ruined everything
           Dm    C
You stupid bitch

(Spoken)
Sing with me!
           Bb
You ruined everything
    C
You stupid, stupid bitch

(Spoken)
Yes, I deserve this!

              F                     A
You're just a poopy little slut who doesn't think
    Bb
And deceives the people she loves
       F
Now he knows I'm not some innocent lamb
   A
He sees me for what I am
           Dm        C#      Cm       B
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly
Bb              C
Fat and stupid, simple self-hating
F
Bitch!