Rachel Bloom - I Steal Pets

      
 
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 Ohhhh
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 Yeaaaaah
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 School is really boring
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 Can't wait for the bell to ring
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 ??Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends!
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 Gonna party through the night-
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 Karaoke, pillow fights
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 The music's loud, the lights are bright
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 It never ends
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 I have so many friends!
 
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 Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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 I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
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 Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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 I steal pets from the popular people
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 And lock them in my shed
 
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 At school, life can be such a drag
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 Whitney Jones called me a f**
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 But her cat ate salmon out of my hand!
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 I smiled at Michael in the halls
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 Then he spread rumors I have b****
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 But I taught his dog to hug on command!
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 I have so many friends!
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 Right, dog?!
 
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 Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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 I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
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 Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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 I steal pets from the popular people
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 And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles!
 
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 Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
 
 Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
 
 Bark bark bark bark bark yeah!
 
 Rawrrrrrrr
 
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 It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight
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 And I'm the life of it all
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 Cats and dogs all groovin' with me
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 We're havin' such a ball
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 I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix
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 He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes
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 Suddenly
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 We kiss!
 
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 Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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 I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed
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 Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people
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 I steal pets from the popular people
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 My parents both are dead
 
 Boo!
 
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 I steal pets from the popular people
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 (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
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 Then dress them up like the popular people
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 (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
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 Yeah I steal pets from the popular people
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 (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine)
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 And dress them up like the popular people
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 All of them are mine!
 
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 I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed
 
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 I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss
 
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 Lock them in my shed