Queens of the Stone Age - The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died

      Standard Tuning EADGBe 

Intro: 


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|---8--8---8--8---8--8---8--8---8--8---8--8---8--8---8--8---|
|---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---7--7---|
|-5------5------5------5------5------5------5------5--------|
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Verse riff: (breath out along with the Gm chord)

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|---3---3-3----3--3-3-----3--3-3-------2br---|
|---3---3-3----3--3-3-----3--3-3-------------|
|---5---5-5----5--5-5-----5--5-5-------------|
|---5---5-5----5--5-5-----5--5-5-------------|
|-3----------3----------3----------3---------|


Verse 1: (C#m refers to the bent second fret on the B-string)

Gm                          C#m
Got guns do you wanna 
Gm                          C#m
Take aim at each other?
Gm                     
Scratch the itch? Give the finger?
                  D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  C
'Cause we don't care                          Anyway

Gm                          C#m
Got knives, have you seen 'em?
Gm                          C#m
In your back's where we keep 'em
Gm                     
And your never gonna reach 'em
                   D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  Eb    
Now that sounds fair


Chorus 1:

F                       D
Oh, this is bound to be good
F                                  D
You can't, but you thought that you could


G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G 
Yeah.....


Verse 2: (all chords are single notes

 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G 
Boiling it down Little king, little crown

 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G  
Oh 'you give and you give,' 
                         D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  C
why don't you just give in?
 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G 
Come on, take it with a smile
 G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G 
Hit the bottle for a while You can beg, you can plead,
                       D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  Eb
it won't change a thing


Chorus 2: 

F                        D
Oh, this is bound to be good
F                                  D
You can't, but you thought that you could
F                   D
Oh, how can you win
F                     D
Against, yourself again?


Middle Jam: (with other variations)


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|-----------3-3h5p3--------|--5-5--3-5~-5-|
|--3-3-3h6-----------6--3~-|--3-3--1-3~-3-|

          (x4)                  (x2)

(play the intro when you finish jamming)

Verse 3: 

Gm                          C#m
How you like your position?
Gm                          C#m
You ain't Robert Mitchum
Gm                     
You're ten pounds of shit
                   D D  C C# D D   D D  C C# D D  Eb
In a five pound bag


Chorus 3: 

F                        D
Oh, this is bound to be good
F                                  D
You can't, but you thought that you could
F                   D
Oh, how can you win
F                     D
Against, yourself again?


Outro: 

Bb
Yaaauwaaaaa
C
Oh yaaaaauwaaa
Bb
Yaaauwaaaaa
C
Oh yaaaaauwaaa
Bb
Yaaauwaaaaa
C
Oh yaaaaauwaaa

Fm                      Eb   D
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh


G G G Bb  G G G Bb  G G G Bb   G


(abrupt end)