Queens of the Stone Age - If I Had a Tail

      
 
 Intro:
 
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 Verse 1:
 
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 Giuchie Giuchie, ooh la la, da doo run run, you won't get far
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 I'm machine obsolete, the land of the free lobotomy
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 I wanna suck, I wanna lick, I want to grind and I want to spit
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 Tears of pleasure, tears of pain, they trickle down your face the same
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 It's how you look not how you feel, a city of glass with no heart...
 
 **Chorus 1:
 
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 If I had a tail, I'd own the night
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 If I had a tail, I'd swat the flies
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    Yeah oh oh  oh oh, oh oh
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    Yeah oh oh  oh oh, oh oh
 
 (instrumental break over verse chords)
 
 Verse 2:
 
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 Giuchie Giuchie, ooh la la, da doo run run, you won't get far
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 Animals in the midnight zone, when you own the world you're always home
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 Get your hands dirty, roll up them sleeves, brainwashed or true believers?
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 Buy flash cars, diamond rings, expensive holes to bury things
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 I'm machine obsolete, the land of the free immortality
 
 **Chorus 1:
 
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 If I had a tail, I'd own the night
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 If I had a tail, I'd swat the flies
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    Yeah oh oh  oh oh, oh oh
 E F# G# C#m  Eb B  C#m Bb  B   E E F# G# C#m B A G# F# E F# 
    Yeah oh oh  oh oh, oh oh