Introintro riffe|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------| D|------999-99-7-5-2-------------------| A|------999-99-7-5-2-------------------| E|0-3-5-777-77-5-3-0-00-5-0-3-0-2-3-0--|(E5)Sweet baby Jesus on fire(E5)I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull(E5)My ass outta this(E5)Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to MozambiqueCuz I was over itIntro riffShoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a DraculaI better hang onto this(E5)Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a(E5)b**ch, but the po-po don't give a sh*tIntro riff(Ho- ho- hum-...)(E5)Lordy, won't you show a little mercyI've been on the straight and narrow (C5) since the judge had my warden doneParole me(E5)Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her ass to Mozambique(G5)Cuz I was over itE5-C5-A5-G5E5-E5/G (repeat)Intro riff(E5)Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, (C5)public urination andParole violation(A5)But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullsh*t story.(G5)(B5)Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a(G5)zombie or a Dracula And tries to f**kin' eat me?(F#5)Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique(F5)B5-G5-F#5-F5Help me outta this(repeated)OutroE5-E5/G (repeat)
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