Pretty Archie - Terry Stole The Beer

      [Verse 1]
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Well gather 'round, all me by's, and let me tell you this
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I pulled into a Timmies, got out to take a piss
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The Bonneville's closin' door was all that I could hear
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I saw the stupid haircut, Terry stole me beer

[Chorus]
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Terry stole me beer, Terry stole the beer
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Jumped into the Pontiac, took off out of here
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Oh, Terry stole the beer, Terry stole the beer
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Now Ronnie's on the coffee by's cuz Terry stole the beer

[Verse 2]
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Well I went back into Hortons, and I saw the lady there
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Said: Who just stole my two-four? She said: He's from the Pier
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I think he tints windows, He did my buddy's truck!
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So help me Jesus Terry if I find ya by you're fucked!

[Chorus]
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Terry stole me beer, Terry stole the beer
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Jumped into the Pontiac, took off out of here
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Oh, Terry stole the beer, Terry stole the beer
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Now Ronnie's on the coffee by's cuz Terry stole the beer

[Tag]
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Ah, Ronnie's on the coffee boys, cuz Terry stole the beer!