Play arpeggiated chords Capo 4 [Verse] C C7 I got lucky on my birthday F C My wife reluctantly let me have my way C A7 She said "This is for you, do what you must do" D Let me know when you’re through C C7 I thought things would change when we tied the knot F C But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got C A7 D When she say’s no, she means no C F C C7 Hell No! [Chorus] F C I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison A7 D I am the poster child for total rejection F C C/B A7 Celibacy is the cross that I must carry D I couldn’t get laid when I was single G C F C So I guess I’ll just stay married [Verse] C C7 I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain F C I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain C A7 He don’t have no fun on that doggy run D He never gets none C C7 He’s got potential if he could get free F C But he’s on a short leash just like me C A7 He goes through life with hungry eyes D Watching b***hes go by C F C C7 [Chorus] F C I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison A7 D I am the poster child for total rejection F C C/B A7 Celibacy is the cross that I must carry oh no D I couldn’t get laid when I was single G C F C So I guess I’ll just stay married
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