No CapoStandard TuningIntroE F#m Abm F#mE F#m Abm F#mE F#mHello Dan, it's Joe hereAbm F#mI hope you're keeping wellE F#mit??s the 21st of DecemberAbm F#mnow they??re ringing the last bellA Bif I get good behaviourA BI'll be out of here by JulyE F#mwon??t you kiss my kids on Christmas dayAbm F#m EPlease don't let them cry for meE F#mI guess the brothers are driving down from QueenslandAbm F#mand Stella's flying in from the coastE F#m AbmThey say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but thatF#mwon't stop the roastA BWho's gonna make the gravy now?A BI bet it won't taste the sameE F#mJust add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop ofAbm F#mtomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tangE F#mAnd give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,Abm F#mTell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this timeE F#mAbmAnd look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morningF#m EWhen I stand in lineI hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his ownDo you remember the last one? What was his name again?(Just a little too much cologne)And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fightOh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trashAnd later in the evening, I can just imagine,You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables backAnd you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in thebackI didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into factYou know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fatTell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'msorry,And kiss the sleepy children for meYou know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.Finishes On E
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