E ---4-4-4--4-4--4-4-4--4-4--2---0-| B ---5-5-5--0-0--0-0-0--0-0--4-4-0-| G -------------------------------1-| D -------------------------------2-| A ---------------------------------| E -0-----------------------------0-|E B7Life is a buffet, eat like a pigB A EIf you're gonna dream baby, dream bigE AEverybody zags, why don't you zigE B7 ELife is a buffet, eat like a pigE B7Just look at your life, as boring as can beB EHow can you stand the monotonyE AEvery single day, the same as the lastE B7 ESomething's gotta change and it better change fastChorusE B7Now you don't drink or smoke, you don't run aroundB EYou eat those healthy foods and you stay away from townE ANothing that you do is ever untowardE B7 EAren't you getting tired, aren't you getting boredChrousE B7I know what you believe, I know just how you feelB EBut what if God's a myth, what if heaven isn't realE AWhat if all your prayers fall on non-existant earsEIf there's no after life,B7 Ewell you'd better live one hereChorus (2x)
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