Parokya ni Edgar - Absorbing Man

      
 
 Intro: Dm - F - Bb - A -(4x);
 
 Verse I
         Dm        
 You can beat me up
 F            
 Call me names
   Bb          A        
 Still my ???? go insane
         Dm              F            
 I don't care if you rearrange my face
         Bb  A 
 I don't mind
         Dm                   F           
 You can burn my toys and the books i read
 Bb            A            
 Still it won't matter to me
         Dm          
 Coz I'm one big gump
        F            
 I will swallow it up
      Bb         A 
 And smile, oh yeah
 
 Chorus:
        Bb-C       Dm        C       Bb  
 Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
     Bb-C      Dm     C      Bb 
 And I'm gonna do the best I can
          Bb            A   
 'Til you find me understand
 
 Verse II
 (Do verse I chord pattern)
 I'm calm, i'm serene
 Not a word is getting through to me
 when you scream
 I'm a sponge, i soak it up
 All the crack you put me through
 Won't make me give up
 
 (Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first)
 
 Bass slaping
 
 Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x);
 
 (Do adlib chord pattern)
 I will never falter
 I will never quit
 You'll never find another
 ??????
 (Repeat 4x)
 
 (Repeat Chorus)