| F | A# | A | B | E | G# C# my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband A E G A who hated his job and hated his life F#m so he wanted to drive his tan Chevy B off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life F#m he couldn't silence the ever present thought B "i'm doing all I can yet i'm an unsuccessful man" Emaj7 and his heart was blank Amaj7 don't we know what blank people are good for B Amaj7 B what they are good for G# C# my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband A E G A who just couldn't escape or catch a break F#m so he wanted to ride his bike blindfolded into traffic B because he hated his bike and he hated his life F#m his heart was consumed with guilt from the knowledge B he had not become a successful man he was an unsuccessful man Emaj7 and his heart was blank Amaj7 don't we know what blank people are good for B Amaj7 B what they are good for E F#m G#m G until one day my Auntie introduced him to her friend named gwendoline A A7 D7 B7 and she must have made a stunning first impression E F#m G#m G because he left my Auntie and never came back again leaving with gwendoline A# Cm but my Auntie didn't care F A# she knew she could find another blank husband anywhere A B E by god they're everywhere G# C# my auntie eleanor had a very unhappy husband | A | E |
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