Strings: D Am/D A D/A Bm7 E/G# A D/A Bm7 E/G# F# You only like him because he's sexually appealing D#m B G#m But I read his journal, it was very revealing E C#m He f**ked your sister in an elevator junior year E C#m Oh yeah, oh yeah E And let your brother suck him but then beat him C#m A#7b5 Bmaj7 So he could prove he wasn't queer G#m Oh no G#m6 D#m C# So what do you think he has in store for you my dear? F# You only like him because he's sexually appealing D#m B G#m But I've seen him working, I am getting the feeling E C#m He has some serious predatory domination issues E C#m Oh yeah, oh yeah E He goes to climax alone C#m D#m His heart beats a busy tone Dm C#m Oh no, no A Baug He's the kind of guy who would leave you in a k-hole B E To go play Halo in the other room Em6 Remember A While you were bereaving Michael's death Baug He was over at Rachel's cooking crystal meth? B E Oh, don't you remember? E Em6 Don't you remember B You only like him because he's sexually appealing A#m G#m E C#m B But his psychic's prediction has him hanging from a ceiling fan In eight months G#m All our wizard dreams are not impossible B All our wizard dreams are still so possible C#m All our tough little dreams you know they're still possible D#m And this goes directly to you B F# G#m E C#m A#7b5 D#m G#m C#m/E C#m B C#m/E G#m C#m/E G#m C#m/E B/F# C#m/E B7 Am Dm I don't know G F What it is that you want from me Am Dm But you G F Dm You cannot have it C F If you could read my mind Am G F Know what I really feel C I wonder would we still be friends? Ebm/Gb Bbm/F (0:00) Strings D Am/D A D/A Bm7 E/G# A D/A Bm7 E/G#
e|--------------9-----5--------4----9-------5---------4----|
B|-3------5-----10----7--------5----10------7---------5----|
G|-2------5-----9-------------------9----------------------|
D|-0------0------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------0-----5--------7----0-------5---------7----|
E|--------------------5----7---4------------5----7----4----|
(0:26) Guitar F# D#m B G#m E C#m
e|-22222-----22222------66666-----77777--44444--00000------44444----|
B|-22222-----22222------77777-----77777--44444--00000------55555----|
G|-33333-----33333------88888-----88888--44444--11111------66666----|
D|-44444-----44444------88888-----99999--66666--22222------66666----|
A|-44444-----44444------66666-----99999--66666--22222------44444----|
E|-22222-----22222----------------77777--44444--00000---------------|
E C#m E C#m A#7b5 Bmaj7 Dm G#m
e|-00000-----44444------00000-----44444--44444-------------4-------|
B|-00000-----55555------00000-----55555--55555--4----4-3---4-------|
G|-11111-----66666------11111-----66666--33333--3----3-2---4-------|
D|-22222-----66666------22222-----66666---------4----4-3---6-------|
A|-22222-----44444------22222-----44444---------2----------6-------|
E|-00000----------------00000------------------------------4-------|
G#m6 D#m C#
e|-----------66666---6--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
B|-44444-----77777---7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
G|-44444-----88888---8--10101010101010101010101010101010-|
D|-33333-----88888---8--11111111111111111111111111111111-|
A|-----------66666---6--11111111111111111111111111111111-|
E|-44444----------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
(1:05) Voice Guitar Distorted guitar F# D#m B G#m E C#m
e|-9-----9--7--6------------11111111-|---------------------------------|
B|-11----11-9--7----7-7-7-7-12121212-|---------------------------------|
G|-11----11-10-8----8-8-8-8-13131313-|---------------------------------|
D|------------------9-9-9-9----------|-----------------2-2-------------|
A|-----------------------------------|-2-2-----------2-----4-------2-4-|
E|-----------------------------------|-----0-----0-4-------------4-----|
E C#m E C#m D#m DmC#m
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------6--6-5-4|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------7--7-6-5|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------8--8-7-6|
D|-----------------2-2-----------------------------2-2-------------8--8-7-6|
A|-2-2-----------2-----4-------2-4-2-2-----------2-----4-------2-4-6--6-5-4|
E|-----0-----0-4-------------4---------0-----0-4-------------4-------------|
(1:33) A Baug B E Em6
e|-0-(0)-9-----7-9-3-(3)-11------7-7-(7)-11------0-(0)-129---7-------|
B|-2-(2)---10------4-(4)-----------7-(7)---12----0-(0)---------9-8---|
G|-2-(2)---------6-4-(4)---8---8---8-(8)---------1-(1)---------------|
D|---------7-7-7-----------------9---------9-------------11--9-11----|
A|-------7-----------------1010----------9-------------11--7-----10--|
E|-----------------------11------------------------------------------|
A Baug B E
e|-0-(0)-9-----7-9-3-(3)-11------7-7-(7)-11------9-0-(0)-129---7----|
B|-2-(2)---10------4-(4)-----------7-(7)---12--9---0-(0)---------9--|
G|-2-(2)---------6-4-(4)---8---8---8-(8)-----8---6-1-(1)------------|
D|---------7-7-7-----------------9---------9---6-----------11--9-11-|
A|-------7-----------------1010----------9---6-----------11--7------|
E|-----------------------11-----------------------------------------|
E Em6 B A#m
e|-0-(0)-129---7-----7--1010-9---7-----|-77777-7-7-77--77777-7-7-6-|
B|-0-(0)---------9---8--8-8--8---8---8-|-77777-7-7-77--77777-7-7-6-|
G|-1-(1)-------------9--9-9--9---9---9-|-88888-8-8-88--88888-8-8-6-|
D|---------11--9-11--9--9-9--9---9---9-|-99999-9-9-99--99999-9-9-8-|
A|-------11--7-------------------------|-99999-9-9-99--99999-9-9-8-|
E|-------------------------------------|-77777-7-7-77--77777-7-7-6-|
G#m E C#m B
e|-44444-4-4-44--00000-0-9-9-9-9-9--9--77777------|
B|-44444-4-4-44--00000-0-9-9-9-9-9--9--77777------|
G|-44444-4-4-44--11111-1-9-9-9-9-9--9--88888------|
D|-66666-6-6-66--22222-2-1111111111-11-99999------|
A|-66666-6-6-66--22222-2-1111111111-11-99999------|
E|-44444-4-4-44--00000-0-9-9-9-9-9--9--77777------|
(2:14) G#m7 B C#m D#m B B5 F#5
e|------7-6------------7-6-----------------77-77-77--------|
B|----------8--------------8---------------77-77-77--------|
G|------------8/11\8---------6/8\6---------88-88-88--------|
D|-----------------------------------------99-99-9999--44--|
A|---------------------------4-------66-66-99-99-9999--44--|
E|-4----------7----------------------------77-77-7777--22--|
G#m7 E C#m A#7b5
e|---------------------------------------------1616--1616--|
B|---------------------------------------------1717--1717--|
G|-1111111111111111----------------1313131313--1515--1515--|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-1111111111--------------|
A|-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|
(2:39) D#m G#m C#m/E C#m B C#m/E G#m
e|----------------------4-----------------------4-----------------------|
B|------------------------7-5-4-------------------7-5-4-----------------|
G|------------------------------------44-(44)-------------88--66--44----|
D|-------------66-(66)--------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------66-(66)-----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
C#m/E G#m C#m/E B/F# C#m/E B7
e|-4-------------------------4---4-----------------------4---4-|---------|
B|---7-5-4---------------------7---4-------44-(44)---------7---|-4-------|
G|---------------------------------44-(44)-----------66-(66)---|---------|
D|-------66-(66)--44-(44)--------------------------------------|-44-(44)-|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------|---------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|---------|
Strings
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|-11------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|-10------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|-11------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|---hold--|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------|----for--|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------|---ages--|
(4:09) Keyboard Am Dm G F Am Dm G F Dm
e|-8-----8-5----5--7---7---7--7-5--8---8---5---5---7---7---5-------|
B|-10----106----6--8---8---8--8-6--10--10--6---6---8---8---6---6---|
G|-9-----9-7----7--7---7---7--7-5--9---9---7---7---7---7---5---7---|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------7---|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
C F Am G F C
e|---------5---5---8-----7-5---5-----------------------------------|
B|-5---5---6---6---10----8-6---6---5---5---5--5----5---5---5---55--|
G|-5---5---5---5---9-----7-5---5---5---5---5--5----5---5---5---55--|
D|-5---5---------------------------5---5---5--5---5----5---5---55--|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
Ebm/Gb Bbm/F
e|-----------------|
B|-4-----4-2-----2-|
G|-3-----3-3-----3-|
D|-4-----4-3-----3-|
A|-----------------|
E|-2-----2-1-----1-|
C#m/E e|---| b|---| g|---| d|---| a|-4-| e|-0-| B/F# e|---| b|---| g|---| d|-1-| a|---| e|-2-|
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