------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ADVICE FROM A DIVORCED GENTLEMAN TO HIS BACHELOR FRIEND CONSIDERING MARRIAGE - OF MONTREAL------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Created by: dcolspectorCm7 F Cm7 FBb Adim D7You should stay away from rosesGm F#dim Cm7And be careful to avoid chocolate heartsEbm D7 CmKeep distant from romantic notionsCm7 F Cm7 F?cause that's where love most often startsBe sure to steer clear of diamondsAnd mink coats are most certainly out tooFor if she goes in for that kind of thingShe just might fall then what you will doFm7 GYou know you've always been the sortEbmaj7 FmWho's truly only fond of the sportEbm Bb7And who would never be satisfiedEbm Bb7Reclining in slippers by the firesideF# F#7With a wife's constant naggingE AFor things that you can't provideAbdim C#7Who no longer bears resemblanceF#m ETo that soft spoken flowerE7 D D/C# B7You were so desperate to have for your brideCm7 FToo much conversing with a womanCm7 FTends to dull a man's witNever be taken in by poetsWho claim that love if it's pure will never fadeThough love may last all right in a bibliothequeIn the real world, man, it's too easily unmadeSo don't take your freedom for grantedDon't let curiosity take you for a rideAs years drag on when you wake up next to herYou'll wish that in your sleep you had diedYou'll wish you had diedCm7 F Gdim Bb
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