Nothing But Thieves - Graveyard Whistling

      [Verse 1]
Em
All that afterlife
A
I don't hold with it 
Em
All your gods are false
A
Just get used to it
Em
Let's go out tonight
A
Kill some stubborn myths
Em
Set those ghosts alight 
A
Get into it.


[Pre-chorus]
                  Em    G
No one's getting younger
                   D     C
Would you like a souvenir? 
                Em   G
Let it take you under
                   D       C
Feel your worries disappear


[Chorus]
              Em          G
Cause if you don't believe,
        D        C
It can't hurt you
             Em          G
And when you let it leave,
          D      C
It can't hurt you
              Em          G
Cause if you don't believe
                         D               C
Then you know, then you know it can never do you harm
        Em          G
If you don't believe, 
          D      C
It can't hurt you


[Verse 2]
Em
Ok, I admit
A
I'm not innocent
Em
I did everything 
A
And I would again
Em
I'm not listening
A
I've heard everything
Em
Graveyard whistling
A
I'm into it


[Pre-chorus]
                  Em    G
No one's getting younger
                   D     C
Would you like a souvenir? 
                Em   G
Let it take you under
                   D       C
Feel your worries disappear


[Chorus]
             Em          G
Cause if you don't believe,
        D        C
It can't hurt you
             Em          G
And when you let it leave,
          D      C
It can't hurt you
              Em          G
Cause if you don't believe
                         D               C
Then you know, then you know it can never do you harm
        Em          G
If you don't believe, 
          D      C
It can't hurt you


[Bridge]
N.C.
I get a picture and a password and a number,
N.C.
Give me access to the cloud I'm living under, 
N.C.
When I go there will I find my sense of wonder? 
N.C.
Oh, the lovely gates



[Chorus]
             Em          G
Cause if you don't believe,
        D        C
It can't hurt you
             Em          G
And when you let it leave,
          D      C
It can't hurt you
              Em          G
Cause if you don't believe
                         D               C
Then you know, then you know it can never do you harm
        Em          G
If you don't believe, 
          D      C
It can't hurt you


N.C.
Big thanks to laychuntan for the comment on mtgiordano's version.
N.C.
Decided to put it into practice and make a version that works for me.
N.C.
Let me know if there's any mistakes!