(Verse) Eb Ab Eb June fourth 2005 will always be remembered Ab Eb As the day that I looked in to the mirror Ab Eb And confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair. Eb G Ab x2 Eb G Bb I could take a pill called Propecia, Ab C Bb It causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out. Eb G Bb I could join the hair club for man, Ab C Bb C Cm The salesman told me it's only as much as a car Ab Eb G Cm To get a transplant, with only three weeks of head scabs Bb That's not for me... No! If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be! Woah, woah, yeah! (Instrumental) Eb G Ab x2 Eb Gm Bb Ab Eb I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel, Gm Bb E Eb C Cm It's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that sh*t anywhere. Ab Eb G Cm Bb I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cause if it's up to me If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be! Woah, woah, yeah! (Instrumental) Eb G Ab x2 Eb Cm G Cm G Cm Bruce Willis is f**king hot Cm G Ab And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy, Eb I look just like that dude from Snatch. Ab Abm I'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool, Eb G Ab No one will notice I'm a bald guy. Gonna be a bald guy Gonna be a bald guy
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