National Lampoon - Pizza Man

      [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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  My Johnny was a biker, so my parents hated him
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  I used to meet him secretly out behind the gym

[Chorus]
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  We used to go for Yoo-Hoos
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And gooey gooey pizza pies
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  I loved him, I loved him...
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  Laugh? I thought I'd die-ie

[Verse 2]
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  They said I couldn't see him, my love for him was wrong
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  His bike was much too noisy, his sideburns were to long
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  I said goodbye to Johnny over one last pizza pie
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  I hid my tears and even laughed when Johnny said goodbye

[Chorus]
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  We used to go for Yoo-Hoos
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And gooey gooey pizza pies
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  I loved him, I loved him...
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  Laugh? I thought I'd die-ie

[Verse 3]
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  He saw two bikelights up the road and thought he'd try his luck
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  He tried to cut between them, he never knew it was a truck
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  I ran out on the highway, but I couldn't find my guy
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  Between the diesel headlights, something looked like pizza pie

[Chorus]
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  We used to go for Yoo-Hoos
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And gooey gooey pizza pies
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  I loved him, I loved him...
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  Laugh? I thought I'd die-ie

[Verse 4]
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  That's why I stay at home now and don't go out with boys
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  'Cause when they order pizza I hear my Johnny's voice

[Coda]
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With mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms, with mushrooms
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I love that pizza pie
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Anchovies, anchovies, anchovies, anchovies
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  Love it till I die
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Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
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I love that pizza pie
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Green peppers, green peppers, green peppers, green peppers
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  Love it till I die