National Lampoon - Old Maid Southern California Brings Me Down

      [Intro]
D Am G A7

[Verse 1]
D                              Am
I need someone to live with me
G
To keep my bed warm
A7
And keep my shorts clean
D                         Am
I need a maid to give for free
     G
Ooh, ooh...
        Am            D
And sew patches on my jeans

[Verse 2]
D           Am            G
I dreamed I saw my cowgirl housewife
Em                  A7            D
I was driving in my pickup though L. A.
D       Am             G
I wanna love you all I can, babe
Em       A7        Dm
Before I become an old man

[Chorus]
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
    Fmaj7               Cmaj7
Oh, I need someplace to go
Fmaj7       Cmaj7
Oh, North Ontario
Fmaj7           Cmaj7
It's safer than Alabama
F               G   F  G
It's safer than oh, Ohio
G   F  G
Oh, ohio
Ooh

[Solo 1]
Em A7 (repeated)

[Verse 3]
D
Gonna go home now
Am
Where I can grow
G        Em            A7
With the cowgirl of my dreams
D
I'm gonna stayed stoned now
Am                         G
Just stare out my basement window and scream
           A7
Aaah aaaah aaaah!

[Chorus]
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
Em7          D                A
...............Gotta get away now

[Solo 2]
Em D A (repeated)

[Outro]
Em7          D                A
Southern California brings me down
Em7            D                         A
Topanga Canyon freaks, you won't see me around no more