National Lampoon - Methadone Maintenance Man

      [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Used to be a rock'n'roll junkie
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    Living on the beach in the sand like a clam
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But now I'm kinda funky, whoa, yes I am
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I'm your methadone maintenance man
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Your methadone maintenance man, yeah

[Outro]
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    La la la la la la la la
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    One of these days, I'm gonna split this scene
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Owning no dope and no soap, I'll be Mister Clean
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