National Lampoon - Lonely At The Bottom

      [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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   Well, I'm standing here singing my song
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   'Cause there's nothing to do and all my friends are gone
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   I had sunshine and a country home
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   I've been on the cover of Rolling Stone

[Chorus]
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But it's lonely
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Oh, it's lonely
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But it's lonely at the bottom
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Lonely at the bottom of the barrel

[Verse 2]
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   I've been trying to get myself together
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   Got into arts and crafts, then got into leather
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   But you all left me when the times were lean
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   Now I'm on the cover of Life Magazine

[Chorus]
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But it's lonely
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Oh, it's lonely
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Yes, it's lonely at the bottom
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Lonely at the bottom of the barrel

[Bridge]
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   Amd I think of days of purple haze and freon
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Smoking, joking, doing coke with Leon

[Verse 3]
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   I was making musical history
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   Now I'm working for muscular dystrophy
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Muscular dystrophy, muscular dystrophy
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Muscular dystrophy, muscular dystrophy

[Chorus]
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But it's lonely
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Oh yes, it's lonely
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But it's lonely at the bottom
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Lonely at the bottom of the barrel
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Lonely at the bottom of the barrel