Intro - CVerse -C FThey say if you leave a horse alone it diesG FNestles into the hay and shuts its eyesC FWell I’ve dreamt of being that horse a hundred timesG FAnd I end up a pile of bones and a cloud of fliesC FAnd when you’re nine years old you don’t careG FIf you're on your own or one of a pairC FAnd when you get salt in your eyes, sand in your hairG FCall for mom or daddy they’ll be thereChorus -C Em FPlease don’t turn me into a manC Em FCos I don’t want to see my skin foldC Em FOh please wont you keep me as I amC Em FOh people look so lonely when they’re old, when they’re oldCC FWhen you come of age it’s not the sameG FNo umbrella over your head when it rainsC FAnd your friends would rather get high than play a gameG FOh it’s such a shame the way they changeC FAnd Emily’s hung over, bill feels roughG FThinks his girlfriend might be up the duff...againC FShe threw up twice last night on the busG FAnd I never thought growing old could be so toughChorus -C Em FPlease don’t turn me into a manC Em FCos I don’t want to see my skin foldC Em FOh please wont you keep me as I amC Em FOh people look so lonely when they’re old, when they’re oldEnd on C
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