Em DI met this girl in a Birmingham taxiI got it first, but she slipped in before meC DJust as I was telling her, hey this is mine 'hoShe already told the cab driver where to goG EmMe I always show respect for the ladiesCI sat back and let her have it her wayDSo good lord sees me through darkness and lightI tell you what I remembered from that nightEm DI'm hungry, do you fancy a little something to eat?I can't go on forever on Cognac and weedC DBut she was already on the way down in the seatI tried to stop her, or maybe I didn'tGSo there I was in a strange situationEm CThe chauffeur said I can drop you off at the stationDI said no man, no don'tI tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the roadEm D CYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKAm G Bm CNo, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKDYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKEm DTwo hours later, she was still at itThe driver had to refill gasoline and sh*tCBaby baby, introduce yourselfDWhat's your name, girl?GMy name is FredFred?Fred, yeahEm CFred, a'what a'what did you say?DNow that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gayNow that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gayEm D CYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKAm G Bm CNo, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKDYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKG DSo whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself intoC DJust think of me that night and what I went throughG DI thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever, giving me headC DUntil I realised it was this dude called Fred ... HelloGAnd that was a Birmingham HoDHey, ho hey, ho heyGAnd that was a Birmingham HoDHey, ho hey, ho hey, ho heyTake it away now..Em (Her kan du strengt tatt holde (Em) hele veien frem til refrenget,men vers grepene funker ogsa greit)Hold on a minute, that's bullsh*tYou told me it was a microphoneAnd you wanted me to sing in itI have a lot of friends and I do lots of things for themI don't think it's me, I think it's you that have a problemSo zip up and try to be a gentlemanI have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt themSo zip up and try to be a gentlemanSo zip up and try to be a gentlemanEm D CYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKAm G Bm CNo, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKDYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKEm D CYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKAm G Bm CNo, you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKDYou don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OKGAnd that was a Birmingham HoDHey, ho hey, ho heyGAnd that was a Birmingham HoDHey, ho hey, ho hey, ho hey
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