Mal Blum - Valentines Day

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G
I’m hungover
       E
It’s valentine’s day morning
Am                                         D
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
           G              Am
We’ve been dating for so long
D
I love you
G                              E
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses
Am                               D
Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses
G                                Am       D
If I’d only known what you were up to or who
G                                           E
Cause I brought you the paper, I brought you the news
Am                                     D
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
G                            Am                 D
That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you
G                                          E
But haven’t you seen the paper haven’t you seen the news
                   Am
Now there’s something I’ve got to say and I’ve got to
D
Say it to you
G                     Am                   D
What do you send when flowers just won’t do?
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(woah)
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
This valentine’s day
G                       E
I came over to borrow a loofah
Am                                         D
How was I to know you would be schtupping her?
G                              Am
I guess it’s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya
D
I know
G                         E
Don’t get me wrong I mean I know you’re an aries
          Am                                       D
And you’ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
G                     AM
I think I like it but I like it because
D
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from dealing 
with my real issues
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(woah)
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G
‘cause the community
E
Isn’t that big
Am                        D
And they will always find out
G           E           Am       D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
And just break up right now
G                             E
I mean, we're not even thirty yet
                       Am     D     G
I mean, we're not even 25, or 24 or 23
               E                     Am              D
But I’ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
G                                E
Don’t get me wrong I’m not opposed to being poly
Am                              D
But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else!
Stop cheating on me!
G             Am             D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G             Am             D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G             Am             D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G             Am             D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(Let’s stop cheating on each other)
G   E     Am           D
And happy valentine’s day!