Machine Go Boom - The Punchline Song

      [Intro]
C Em Am D x2

[Verse 1]
G
Have you heard the news?
             Em                    D
We ain't got shit to lose anymore
G
Don't you read the papers?
               Em
Or do you just throw them in the fireplace to keep you warm?
    C         D
Hey hey, hey hey
G
Have you seen the latest?
            Em                       D
And does it suck as bad as I think?
G
We could sit around debatin' for hours
        Em
Or just sit in front the fireplace and finish our drinks
    C        D
Hey hey, hey hey


[Chorus]
            G        F#      Em     D
Because the more you think about it
    C              G        Am
The less you wanna think at all
            G        F#     Em     D
Because the more you talk about it
     C                    D
The quicker the punchline calls out your name

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[Verse 2]
G
Polaroids and body bags
    Em                    D
And random things to hide
G
I could rummage through your closet all day
           Em
Or I could polish off the whiskey and spit in your eye
       C        D
Hey hey, hey hey


[Bridge]
   G
So families of the victims make
     Em
Your teary eyes so commonplace
        Am
Did you pass the historical questionnaire?
        D
Did you find yourself trying so hard to care?


[Chorus]
            G        F#      Em     D
Because the more you think about it
    C              G        Am
The less you wanna think at all
            G        F#     Em     D
Because the more you talk about it
    C                     D
The quicker the ace card falls
           G        F#     Em     D
'Cause the more you think about it
    C               G       Am
The less you wanna think at all
            G        F#     Em     D
'Cause the more you talk about it
    C                      D             G
The quicker the punchline calls out your name
Em Am D
Name
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