Mac Curtis - If I Had Me A Woman

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Well if I had me a woman who is big and fat

I'd jump up and down like an alleycat
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If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
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If I had me a woman I wou]dn't be roamin' around

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If I had me a woman who is lean and tall
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I'd lay down with her, crake a big wolf call
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If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
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If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around


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Well I'd stand on my head 'till I lost my breath

Then I'd grab her and I'd squeeze her half to death
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If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
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If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around

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Now if I had me a woman as skinny as a flea
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I'd be as happy as a monkey in a tree
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If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
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If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around


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Now I'd jump up and down and I'd turn a few flips
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And I'd grab her and I'd kiss her on her pretty sweet lips
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If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
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If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around