[Intro]
Bm7 C G D x2
[Verse 1]
N.C. Bm7 C
Oh when I die and it won't be long
G D
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
Bm7 C
Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
G D G
Hey and if there's an after life I'll gloat and I'll be glad
[Verse 2]
N.C. Bm7 C
Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD
G D
Hey there's going to be a photograph with my obituary
Bm7
You're gonna see it and you'll cry
C
You're gonna wanna wear black
G D G
Hey I'll be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back
[Verse 3]
N.C. Bm7 C
I'm tired of being left up on your shelf
G D
I might not wait around, might kill myself
Bm7 C
Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty to
G D G
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you
[Verse 4]
N.C. Bm7 C
Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho
G
Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle
D
Snigger snigger snigger snigger
Bm7
Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw
C
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
G D
[Verse 5]
N.C. Bm7 C
So you better take warning, start treating me good
G D
Start doing the things that I think you should
Bm7 C
And you better not pout and no you better not cry
G D G
The grim reaper is a-comin' to town and I just might die
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