Lambchop - Paperback Bible

      Capo 1

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I'd like to buy a good
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Used paperback living bible
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And I've got some things
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That I'd like to put on out there
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Like a pony cart and an old bird bath
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A kitchen sink and a rocking chair
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You can turn me on
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Almost any day at noon


[Break]
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[Verse]
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Hey I'd like to put on
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A four month old rat terrier pup
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I think he's a male
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And he's marked up pretty and everything
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This woman's got some goats
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But his feets never been on the ground
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You can just buy one
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Or you can have the whole herd


[Break]
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[Verse]
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Yeah I'd like to find
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A twenty seven inch color TV
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Has to be non-working
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An RCA cause I need the parts
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And daily there's an old drive shaft
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And the same Berkeline recliner
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It's green and it's cloth
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And it's been used very little


[Break]
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[Verse]

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Then there's a Reba designs
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Size eight, prom pageant dress
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It's icy blue
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With sequins worn just once
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There are others that are strapless
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But this one's slit above the knee
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If you're looking for
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Something perfect for that student


[Break]
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[Verse]
              Fmaj7
I have always thought
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That hand guns were made for shooting people
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Rather than for sport
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Why not use a rifle in most other applications
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You might find a rifle or a musket
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But you'll never hear a pistol
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There may always be
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Someone looking for or finding some

                  Fmaj7
Guess I'd like to sell
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A good used paperback living bible