Kris Kristofferson - Jesus Was A Capricorn

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Jesus was a Capricorn
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He ate organic food

He believed in love and peace
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And never wore no shoes

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Long hair, beard and sandles
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And a funky bunch of friends
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Reckon we'd just nail him up
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If he came down again

[Chorus]
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'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
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Prove they can be better than at any time they choose
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Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on
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If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me

[Verse]
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Eggheads fussin' rednecks cussin'
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Hippies for their hair

Others laugh at straights who laugh at
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Freaks who laugh at squares
 
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Some folks hate the Whites
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Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan
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Most of us hate anything that
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We don't understand

[Chorus]
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'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
C                                G
Prove they can be better than at any time they choose
C                             G
Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on
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If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me