Kaiser Chiefs - Everything Is Average Nowadays

      
 
 Everything Is Average Nowadays by the Kaiser Chiefs
 Yours Truly, Angry Mob - 2007
 Standard Tuning
 
 Note: The guitars used in this song have been double
 tracked, but ??guitar 1?? just fades out for the
 chorus and verses 2 and 4.
 
 Legend: ^ - Bend string
 / - Slide
 ( ) - Optional Note
 
 G'Day this is my second tab although my first one
 wasnt good enough to make it through the pending stage,
 so ive done my very best here to put it all into a
 good and neat tab. Im Fairly sure its all right, but if not,
 
 Verse 1:
 Guitar 1:
 D5                   
 So___________________
                           B5  
 Everything is average nowadays
                           D5  
 Everything is average nowadays
                              B5 
 Everyone would do it if they can
                                  G5 
 And everything is going down the pan
                 G5/F#5          /A 
 And everyone is following the craze
 
 And everything is average
 
 Guitar 2: (played lightly till verse 2)

 e|--------------------------------------------------|
 B|-7---8-7-----7---8-7------------------------------|
 G|---------7-----------7----------------------------|
 D|--------------------------------------------------|
 A|--------------------------------------------------|
 E|--------------------------------------------------| 
 

 
 
 Verse 2:
 Guitar 1:
 D5                          
 You say it??s getting better
  B5                              
 But I don??t really see the signs
 D5                             
 You say that it??s to different
  B5                        
 Thought it would be suicide
 
 Guitar 2:

 e|--------------------------------------------------|
 B|--------------------------------------------------|
 G|----9^-7-----7--9^--------9^-7-----7--9-----------| x2
 D|---------9----------------------9--------9--------|
 A|--------------------------------------------------|
 E|--------------------------------------------------| 
 

 
 
 Chorus:
 Guitar 1:
 G5                    
 Not much to believe in
 B5                  
 Left up on the shelf
 G5                             G5/F#5/A5 
 So get your coats we're leaving
 A5                          
 We'll just do something else
 
 Guitar 2:

 e|--------------------------------------------------|
 B|----12--10----------------12--10------------(10)--|
 G|------------11--9/11--------------11--9/11--------| x2
 D|---------------------9----------------------------|
 A|--------------------------------------------------|
 E|--------------------------------------------------| 
 

 
 
 Verse 3: (same as verse 1)
 Oh everything is average nowadays
 Everything is average nowadays
 And everything is of no consequence
 Cos everyone is sitting on the fence
 And everything will always stay the same
 Cos everything is average
 
 
 Verse 4: (same as verse 2)
 Now you said you didn't mean it
 You threw away the book of rules
 You thought that we should read it
 I wouldn't even know how to
 
 
 Chorus:
 Not much to believe in
 Left up on the shelf
 So get your coats we're leaving
 We'll just do something else
 
 
 Bridge: (Play Riff 5 times till chorus)
 Guitar 1:
  B5             E              
 All I need is a ball and a wall
       A5                   G5    A5    
 Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather
 
 
 Guitar 2: (play at the start of the 3rd sequence of Guitar 1)

 e|------------------------------------------------------------|
 B|------------------------------------------------------------|
 G|-4--2--------------------2--4--2-------------------2--7--9--| x2
 D|--------5--4--2--4--5---------------5--4--2-----------------|
 A|------------------------------------------------------------|
 E|------------------------------------------------------------|
 

 
 
 
 Chorus:
 Not much to believe in
 Left up on the shelf
 So get your coats we're leaving
 We'll just do something else
 
 
 Verse 5 (Outro):
 E                          
 So_________________________
                           C#5 
 Everything is average nowadays
                           E   
 Everything is average nowadays
                              C#5 
 Everyone would do it if they can
                                  A5 
 And everything is going down the pan
                               B5   
 And everyone is following the craze
                               E   
 And everything is average nowadays
 
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