Tabbed by: The Cathead
INTRO:
*Riff
e|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|------------------------------|
D|--------------9-8-------------|
A|----------7-9-----9-7---------|
E|-3\7-9-10-------------10-9-7--|
G Bm F# Bm (x2)
*Riff
YOU SEE HER WALKING INTO THE ROOM
G
SHE KNOWS YOU’RE THERE
Bm
YOU FIX YOU’RE HAIR
F# Bm
ITS A SECRET DANCE OF GLARES
A D
SHE SETS YOU UP LIKE A BOWLING PIN
C# F#m
BUT YOU’LL STRIKE OUT ANY WAY
*Riff
SHE’S GOT ANOTHER COMPANION
G
AND STILL SHE WANTS YOU
Bm
TO GET HER A DRINK
F# Bm
SO YOU FIX HER UP A TONIC AND GIN
A D
WHILE SHES MASTURBATING HIM
C# F#m
WITH AN EDUCATED GRIN
CORO:
D Em A D
THE POLLINATION PROCESS BEGINS
Em A D
FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER EVERYONE WINS
Em A D
THE HOLY MATRIMONY STEPS IN
Em A
‘TILL DROPS A FLY IN YOUR DRY MARTINI
G Bm F# Bm
IS IT CRUEL TO SAY YOU’LL REGRET IT SOME DAY
*Riff
YOU SAY YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED SOON
G Bm
SHE’S ALL FOR DRINKS AFTER THREE
F# Bm
SHE SAYS SHE'LL MARRY BUT SHES TALKING TO HIM
A D
SHE WANTS A BALLROOM WITH A GROOM
C# F#m
BUT IN HER DREAMS SHE WASN'T SLEEPING WITH YOU
*Riff G Bm F# Bm A D C# F#m
*Riff G
THEY WILL GET MARRIED AND HAVE A HANDFUL OF KIDS
Bm
THEY’LL DOING OK
F# Bm
BUT IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE THAT WAY
A D
THEY’LL HAVE A HOUSE WITH A NICE FACADE
C# F#m
BUT UNDERNEATH THEY REALLY FALLING APART
CORO: (x2)
D Em A D
THE POLLINATION PROCESS BEGINS
Em A D
FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER EVERYONE WINS
Em A D
THE HOLY MATRIMONY STEPS IN
Em A
‘TILL DROPS A FLY IN YOUR DRY MARTINI
G Bm F# Bm
IS IT CRUEL TO SAY YOU’LL REGRET IT SOME DAY
*Riff G Bm
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/kafka_jones/pollination_process_chords_1722992