These chords are just from his website, but I thought I'd put them here for convience, enjoy.
[Verse 1]
A
Who are these junkies?
E
They're not my friends anymore
F#m
But who the hell's really my friend?
D Dm
Man, what are they good for?
A
And what's the deal,
E
With coffee and cigarettes?
F#m
That's about as cliché
D Dm
As punk rock can get.
[Chorus]
A E F#m D F#m E
But, none of that shit matters when you're a lonely kid like me
A E F#m D F#m E
So please man, buy my record, come on, help my self-esteem.
F#m E A D Dm
They say “Kid you don’t know shit, so shut your mouth, don’t waste your breath."
F#m E A D Dm
Stop trying to be different, you’re just another waste at best.
A E F#m D F#m E
But if Durden taught me anything it’s “elitists don’t last long,"
A E F#m D F#m E
Cause I’ll just satirize you and write another song.
A E F#m D F#m E
Get it through your head kid, I’m resilient.
A E F#m D F#m E
There’s a word I call you, and that word’s ignorant.
F#m E
And I promise you, this song ain’t a filler,
A D Dm
Cause here’s the moral, it’s supposed to deliver:
A E
Treat everyone with respect, but that doesn’t mean you’ve got to like them
[Bridge]
A E A E A
[Verse 2]
(Strum each once, keep time by knocking on guitar if on acoustic, he does this in the song
and it sounds nice, and also helps me honestly)
A
Who are these junkies?
E
They're not my friends anymore
F#m
But who the hell's really my friend?
D Dm
Man, what are they good for?
A
And what's the deal,
E
With coffee and cigarettes?
F#m
That's about as cliché
D Dm
As punk rock can get.
[Chorus]
A E F#m D F#m E
But, none of that shit matters when you're a lonely kid like me
A E F#m D F#m E
So please man, buy my record, come on, help my self-esteem.
F#m E
And I promise you, this song ain’t a filler,
A D Dm
Cause here’s the moral, it’s supposed to deliver:
A E
Treat everyone with respect, but that doesn’t mean you’ve got to like them
[Outro]
A E A E A
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/2629794