[Intro]
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C#m F#m
Your grammar sucks 99
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that's almost 100
F#m D
No, really, that's almost 100!
E
Better make it good
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I've read your comments for 4 years now
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Been trying to make it better but I never knew how
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But it's time to end this, I'm almost done
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I've read all your comments, every single one!
F#m
And it's a, damn shame gotta end the game
D
And the only one to blame is me, it's so lame
A
Gotta finish better go out strong
E
So here it is, the last YGS song
[Verse 1]
F#m
Theres never not not nuttin
A
Stop being a rude
D
That ugly play a guitar I play better than you
F#m
Theres never not not nuttin
A
You've got to be kitten me
E
Take it off spar us the aganee!
F#m
So irrespectufull
A
Laughing like a PAYCHO
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Just goses to show you there are angles
F#m
This video sucks docks
A
U r clover
E
There arguments are exactly the same as each overs!
A
Sprain my angle, this was amassing
F#m
Your so artist, Con grag you lashans
D
I cannot remember how look the sunshine
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He's hot, he's driving, he's raping, he's mine
A
My internet turns off at 11easter
F#m
Obama is a lier and horrible polices
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That's f***ing grouse! Someone looks like sleepy
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My dad is like that and he has diet beidies
[Chorus 1]
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Your grammar sucks so much
D
And your English is so bad!
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And it's making me so sad
A C# F#m D E A
Your grammar sucks so much
[Verse 2]
N.C.
Hey haters, don't be jelly a pretty and nice girl like justine are better than you.
Just letting you know I m surprised ur parents
didn't banned you from watching ijustine cuz your so ugly. Peace
Bb
I like the toby that dose not cuse
Eb
I'm sorry to say but ur pic r gruse
My heart skipped a beet
Eb
Do you know how to write music sheet?
Bb
If you dislicked this video I dislick you
Eb
And that one person that dislike this video is screw
Bb
Humans were aps once, Guys it was just a though
Eb
Ok, but takes his coat get old
Eb
U guise are creapers
You cat is so cleaver
Dm
I love Selena nut I dont like Justin Bieber
Cm
You sunk so bad I hat you
D
I like the way he mastribute
[Chorus 2]
A E
Your grammar sucks
F#m
And I am ferocious
D
Your spelling's atrocious
A E
Your grammar sucks
F#m
We gotta make it right!
F
Let's fix it tonight
[Verse 3]
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I member I was in a farm nd it was a private propety
D F#m E A
So I ran the guy said yu little fukers wait for te cops so I run my homie
D F#m E A
Goes the other way I jump into someones bakyard dogs chasin' me
D F#m E A
I kik it nd the cops came nd they said what yu doin I said just wakin home
Conjaculations!
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Age really doesn't madder
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As long as she ain't like lookin like she a baby of somethin
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As long as she lookin like she the ready
D
She the ready
F#m
She the ready
E A
As long as she lookin like she the ready
D
She the ready
F#m
She the ready
E A
As long as she lookin like she the ready
F#m
Such a surprising, Im c rieing
D
I died of laugh. Are to lebzion?
E
Jacepot! I really not an heater
C#m
So funny, but so beautifull either!
F#m
Races much? I lobe your insides!
D
Airsoft so stupid u can like lose eyes
E
They should be baned everywhere
C#m
We came. We saw. We concurred
[Chorus 3]
Eb
This Christmas, I
Cm
Want to give you my heart!
Ab
But not when you can't tell
Bb Cm
Rapping and raping apart
Ab
So brush up on your grammar!
Cause that's a damn good start!
[Verse 4]
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Scarved for life, When do you gonna drive?
Ab Bb
Cool! I started raping when I was about 5
Eb
You look like u pergo (Tose pepes are gay!)
Ab Bb
Cookie master, I am holidays! (Oh Olga!)
Eb
That's wut he gets for rapping boys
Ab Bb
Oh my god that is just hulariouse
Eb
Women are hatters
Please don't be racialist
Ab Bb
I'm gonna shirt bricks I'm that exited
Bb
Im da type that if im walkin past
Eb
And I see aman beatin on a women imma stop it
Bb
And dgaf if I would go to jail
Eb
I mean u gonna hit some one hit some one yo own way
Eb
I mean I ain't never hit a girl not even my lil sister
G
And I never will cuz that proves imma real man
Cm
U can lagh cuz I got ruspect for girl its ok
D
Its what ever dro
F#m
Thumps up, Tums upp
D
Why are everyone dieing
I have goss bumps
A
Was you seriously can't make an intro like don't
E
Young rapers take notes
F#m
Finally done raping gift for my family
D
Are you gay man? that is not fanny
A
I am speakless, just awersome
E
I don't think you understand the massage of the song
[Chorus 4]
A
You're never makin' any sense
F#m
Cause you never read your own comments
D E
Never used a dictionary once
Cause your grammar sucks
A
You never think it's serious
F#m
When you never use a period
D E
Never studied English 101
Cause your grammar sucks
[Verse 5]
F#m
Suiside is the cowords wat out
D
I just watched 2012 laughing my ass out
E
Blond of idiotic and loser of human faith!
C#m
I've been reading all morning so far... it's been Greg
F#m
Oh my god I can hear raping paper
D
I was good til the kid started raping
E
I woped ur ass wile raping on a dime
C#m
Who ever dont like this song most be out of there damn mine
E A
Thumbs up and copy+ paste in every
D
This is the best song every
[Outro]
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Help me clean up YouTube
A Bm
If you see a bad, bad comment, take a screencap of it
F#m D E
And send it my way, via Twitter or my Facebook fan page
A E F#m
Help me clean up YouTube
(Your grammar sucks so much)
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