[Intro]
C G Am F
Yesterday, I asked you to help me write a song.
C G
I would provide the music, and you would provide the lyrics.
Am F
Let's see if it worked.
[Verse]
C G
Let's start it off, one, three, two
Am F
I get dem bitches in Malibu (sure you do)
C
I'm fresher than you
G
No need to be rude
Am
Oh, check your privilege, yo
F
Shoulda used more lube
C
I don't like songs
G
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
Am
I don't know what to do
F
I'm coming for that booty
C
Grandpa stop touching me
G
Your lips are like gravy
Am F
Jack makes us write his songs 'cause he lazy
C G
And no, Dad I told you I'm not gay
Am G
Shut up, Mom 'cause it's not a phase!
C G
What do I do? I don't get it. Does this count?
Am
Ayy LMAO
F
When in doubt, pull it out
C G
Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
Am F
It's dangerous to go alone; take this. My body is ready!
C G
I only watch your videos while I'm high
Am F
Songs are hard but so am I
C G
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say
Am F
For the love of God, please stop saying "bae"
C
Baby don't hurt me.
G
I'm freezing can it hurry?
Am F
Two thirds of the world's eggplants are produced in New Jersy
C
Get in the van, Joe
G
Where did my dad go?
Am F
Please don't include me in your video.
C
Obama is my daddy,
Am
and don't even touch me
F
I wish my dad would hug me
C G
And Kermit the Frog likes to eat kid bologna
Am
Whoa, stop oppressing me
F
I'm lonely
C G
Stop all the videos and cut off the WiFi
Am Adim
Life is insignificant; in the end we all die.
Source: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/jack_douglass/my_music_your_lyrics_yiay_18_chords_2018619