Jack Douglass - How To Be Single On Valentines Day - Yiay 312

      [Intro]
F#m A D
F#m A D

[Verse]
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Get wasted
A
In the basement
D
Disappoint yourself in bed
F#m
Rob a bank
A
Have a sad wank
D
Can't be single if you're dead
F#m
Create another Horcrux
F#m
Give another whore bucks
D
Curl up in a ball and cry
F#m
Gasoline, zucchini, vaseline
D
Die, die, Valen-die
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Rantin' on Twitter about how love isn't real
D
Takin' a shot whenever I feel
F#m
Go on with my life, like any other day?
D
I'm not single, I have anime!

[Chorus]
A                   D               A
Valentine's Day has reared its ugly head
        F#m
Well it ain't that fun
F#m
If you ain't got someone
E
To cuddle all day in your bed
A                     D          A
Valentine's Day means I need alcohol
             F#m
At least you don't need money
F#m
To spend on your honey
        E                     A
If you don't have a honey at all

F#m D F#m D

F#m
Gently weeping on the nearest shoulder
D
Alone in the bathtub with my toaster
F#m
I stay in bed all day pretending that I'm sick
D
Enjoying what I have and destroying my dick
F#m
In the club, at the tree house (no girls allowed)
D
Poking holes in your friend's condoms (wow)
F#m
Stalking exes, playing for honor
D
Spending the evening with Rosie Palmer

F#m
Beating my meat, beating my meat, beat the meat
D
Eat, sleep, beat meat, repeat
N.C.
Beat meat beat meat beat meat beat meat
N.C.          A
Nickelodeon! (ohh)

[Chorus]
A                   D               A
Valentine's Day has reared its ugly head
        F#m
Well it ain't that fun
F#m
If you ain't got someone
E
To cuddle all day in your bed
A                     D          A
Valentine's Day means I need alcohol
             F#m
At least you don't need money
F#m
To spend on your honey
        E                     A
If you don't have a honey at all