Jack Douglass - Alexander Hamilton 3

      [Chords]
B5  79xxxx
A5  57xxxx
G5  35xxxx
F#5 24xxxx
E5  02xxxx
A#5 x13xxx
C#5 x35xxx
E   022100
E7  020130
A   x02220


[Intro]
N.C.
Alexander, Alexander

Alexander, Alexander
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B5

[Verse 1]
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Went on a romantic date - Alexander candlelit
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Too scared to go on that date - Alexander cancelin'
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Oh my God, call 911 - Alexander ambulance
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His entire family's dead - Alexander has no kin
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Was exposed to toxic waste - Alexander has new limb
G5                                      F#5
Has a speech impediment, he - Alexander stammerin'
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Pictures with me cost ten bucks - Alexander scammin' 'em
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We make real estate simple - Alexander Anderson

[Bridge 1]
N.C.
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)

Tony, I don't feel so good - Alexander vanishin'

[Verse 2]
B5                                        A5
Oh look, there is two of them - Alexander has a twin
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Father left him at age ten - Alexander 'bandonment
E5                                    G5
My request did not get in - Alexander sad again
F#5                            A#5        C#5
Love some spicy meat-a-balls - Alexander 'talian
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Just ate seven cheeseburgers - Alexander flabby chin
G5                                     F#5
Turned into a tree, now he - Alexander sap-a-lin'
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Why is it so hard to find an - Alexander cameraman
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Doesn't have a cameraman - Alexander has no vid

[Interlude]
N.C.
Shut up - Girl, get your whole damn

Butt up - I'm a gentleman, I go

"What up" - So girl, get your whole damn

Butt up
           B5
My name is Alexander Hamilton

I hammer all my haters with an avalanche

And cavalcade of proof that they don't stand to win
     B5
It's sad that you don't see it, you need bifocals and glasses man

Imagine that you're damaged and your friends have all disbanded

DAMN!

[Bridge 2]
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Alexander Hamilton - Ain't no place he haven't been
B5
Ladies, they a fan of him - And booties? He can handle ten

[Verse 3]
B5                                 A5
Eats 5000 fries a day - Alexander 'merican
G5                                      F#5
Knows a lot of tricky words - Alexander scrabble win
E5                                G5
Upload Alex Ham 3 now, we - Alexand-emandin' it
F#5                                     A#5       C#5
Jack's worst thing he's ever released - Alexander brand new vid
   B5                                     A5
Forgot his essay at his house - Alexander panickin'
G5                                        F#5
Jack just got a gender change - Alexander Jackeline
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Opens doors for elders, man he - Alexander manners man
F#5                      A#5       C#5
Makin' the next Avatar - Alexander Cameron

[Verse 4]
B5                            A5
Only uses urinals - Alexander stands to piss
G5                                                 F#5
When his favorite song comes on - Alex: "That's my Jam-ilton!"
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He was good in track and field - Alexander javelin
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Comin' out on Prezzie's Day - Alexander that's a fib
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Nearly drowned when he was 12 - Alexander cannot swim
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Need to throw your trash away? - Alexander has a bin
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Now he's wearing black and white - Alexander panda skin
F#5                             A#5       C#
Borrow's other people's songs - Alexander samplin'

[Outro]
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Alexander Hamilton - Alexander Hamilton
      A                                  N.C.
We're starting to run out of things that kind of rhyme with "Hamilton"