Jack Douglass - Alexander Hamilton 2

      [Spoken Intro]
(Bm G Em F#)
Yesterday I asked you (300)
To come up with more verses for 'Alexander Hamilton 2'.
And by god, ya' done did it
Go

[Verse 1]
Bm
Only smoked once or twice - Alexander dabbled in
G
Biggest booty in the world - Alexander damn he thicc
Em
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton? - In Alexander's abdomen
F#
All these hateful comments, man it's Alexander damaging
    Bm
Yo, what's he do at Christmas time? - Alexander carollin'
G
A relaxed nail month - Alexander anagram
Em
Just became the brand new Pope - Alexander Vatican
F#
Starbucks doesn't know his name - Is there an Alan Hamlin?

[Bridge]
Bm
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
G                       N.C.
 Cheated on his wife? - Alexander Hamilton

[Verse 3]
Bm
Oh my god, he talks too much - Alexander ramblin'
G
Holy shit, the condom broke - Alexander has a kid
Em
Has a really young face - Alexander baby chin
    F#
Yo, that's a pretty solid line - Alexander thank ya Finn
Bm
Stealing everybody's memes? - Alexander has me dead
G
Started singing for the kids - He Alexander panderin'
    Em
But what if he's a skeleton? - Alexander has no skin
F#
Alex, how'd you like your eggs? - Alexander: "Scramble 'em"

[Interlude]
N.C.
My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

[Verse 3]
Bm
 He's coming out as black - Alexander African
G
Didn't fire a single gun - Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
    Em
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3 - Alexander Mandarin
F#
Is a 100 years old - Alexander saggy skin
Bm
Goes to see a therapist - Alexanger management
G
Turn into a camel now he Alexander Camelton
Em
 He couldn't hold it in - Alexander flatuelence
F#
Is he really a mermaid? - Alexander has a fin

[Verse 4]
Bm
Bought an Urban Dictionary - Alexander fam it's lit
G
California's legalized - Alexander cannabis
Em
Worst movie of all time - Alexander Happening
F#
Was a weirdo all through High School - Alexander had no friends
Bm
Watch got ruined at the beach - Alexander sand in it
G
Gonna' get hella ripped - Alexander masculine
Em
Likes a bear from that movie - Alexander Paddington
F#
Tryna' make another song - Alexander ask your fans

[Outro]
C                   C7
Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton
F                                   N.C
Million things I haven't done - But kickin' ass ain't one of 'em