Jack Douglass - A Message To All Commenters

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Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
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It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore
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When you're promoting your own channel in the comments
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Well, it's not really a comment anymore

[Verse]
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Now I understand you're trying to grow
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Add more viewers to your show
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We all wanna be a PewDiePie
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But when you type this type of shit
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It doesn't make me wanna click
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In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply

[Spoken Interlude]
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I HOPE YOU DIE!
Too much?
That was a little too much, right?
I'm sorry fellas, this stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean?
Anyways

[Chorus 2]
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Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
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Dude it doesn't even work, it's bad business
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And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments
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Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is
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Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is